I CAN’T. I CAN’t. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING, THIS IS PERFECT XD
Oscars 2014 pizza moments!
this whole post is gold
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
oh my FUCKING GOODNESS LOOK AT YOU
Oh my god it just looks so proud of itself.
i am leopard.
You may mess up, but you are not a mess up.
You may make a mistake, but you are not a mistake.
You may screw up, but you are not a screw up.
You may fail, but you are not a failure.
You are not your downfalls.
Read it again. And again.
Think about it. Again.
You are not your mistakes.
You’re the one who survived your mistakes.
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm